A 4 a.m. Call About Business Valuations in Sydney

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My day started like this:

I was startled awake at 4 a.m. by the obnoxious sound of my cell phone.  Who would even think to call someone at 4 a.m.?  I didn’t recognize the number, but I still answered it, because if someone in calling at 4 in the morning either someone died or they are going to drunkenly profess their love to you.

Either way I still needed to know.  It was my friend, Rich, in Sydney.

“Palmer, you do that internet thingy right?” Oh man, he was drunk and wanted to talk business.

“Yeah, mate, I research cool stuff on the internet,” I told him.

“Awesome, I need you to find me a place that does business valuations here in Sydney.”

“What? Why would you need me to do that?” I asked him.  “You can just do a web search yourself.”

“No man, no.  I NEED your help, the internet is too confusing right now, and I want to know how much my business is worth.”

“Alright Rich, but first you have to confess your love for me.”

“What, did you say?”

“You heard me Rich; tell me how much you love me.”

“Oh Palmer, My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite.

That was from Romeo and Juliet, I had to look it up.

“Yeah Rich that was great thanks.”

Once I hung up the phone I went back to sleep for a little while, but I kept dreaming of Rich confessing his love to me which made me a little uncomfortable in my dreams, but I asked for it. After I woke up and had a bit of a breakfast I decided to find Rich a valuation.

I found Valuator .  They do business valuations in Sydney.  According to their “about” page, “Our highly regarded professionals specialise in Commercial and Residential valuation services. Provided through best practice principles, forefront production and communication technology; our professionals are committed to providing cost effective, commercially-based and technically-sound consultancy advice to our broad range of clients who include a variety of investment and commercial investors, corporations and property owners from around Australia.

If you are looking to get something valued then the team at valuator.com.au can help.

We are Australia’s leading valuation company and specialise in valuing the assets of your business.”

According to their website their services include industrial property valuation, commercial property valuation, and business valuation ad machinery valuation. So no matter what Rich needs them for I’m sure that they will be a good match.

I sent Rich an e-mail with all this information on it, and a half an hour I get another call.

“Palmer, how did you know that I needed this information?”

“You called me at 4 this morning, Rich.”

“No I didn’t!”

“Yes you did, check your call history.”

A minute passes….

“Oh, um, sorry about that Palmer, but thanks for getting the information for me!”

“No problem Rich, and remember, My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite.